Single mens....Listen up!

If your Single and Your happy don't even bother reading this....


So i bet your reading this because you need a partner in your life or rather just bored because eric is a douche bag and i want to read this to piss him off.... Haha!


I have always been a ladies men since i was grade 2( excluding grade 1 because i thought girls were aliens from venus :D haha) advantages I know what is going on in their mind :) i use those to lure girls into my trap! muahahaha! Ahem... i mean i can win their heart with a few steps i have made.. Disadvantages Guy friends makes fun of you, and sometimes you can fall for the gay side... haha!


First step: Getting to Know the Girl
So yes you been eyeing this girl a few weeks nowm and you don't have the guts to ask her out... easily use a method i have created called " Fish hook" why? it's the way i roll,
or Simplified as "Talk to her" Yes,Don't ask her out become her friend if you have an activity with her go ask her what should we do and don't, Sound simple right? But i don't call it "Fish hook" for no reason, when you hook a fish and you don't roll it the right way you can break the string and the fish break free. So make sure you be yourself and always be the optimistic person they see. 


Second Step: Love me or Hate me
Maybe that girl might be different then what you expected for example she is a peace loving girl, and you are a violent person and of course you love her to the bottom of your heart then make a change! Stop with the violent crap, and see things what she see
then you can proceed to the next step as easy as blinking your eye.


Third Step: Attitude means reject
So some books says that giving attitude gives the girl that fresh look that your hot,sexy and macho, GUYS REALLY?!, That only in movies go watch more better romance movie. Show her some love, when she ask you a favor just do it, that makes a girl really impress :)


Fourth Step: Getting Connected
Get her Number..Get her Facebook account... Get Her email... BUT don't make it sound like your a stalker.. Do the "fish hook" while mixing the "Getting connected trick"
Here is how you could do it:
You: Hey you heard about taylor swift and kanye?
her: yes OMG feel poor for her...
You: yeah i know... btw i saw the video in my friends facebook
her: oh really? i want to watch it >.<
You: Sure here you go i have it in my phone
Her: ok :)
You: btw if you want the video just add me up i can help you k?
Her: ok :)
But Try not to mess it up




Fifth Step: Confronting her
Do what is best and try to best to ask her out... or use my method, "the planning" so make it sound like you want to go to the theatre but you got no one to go with... make it sound like your lonely... and make sure she has nothing to do, then say" you want to go watch?" it works don't worry.. there you go! all five steps now the tips


Tips:
1) Never use a perfume? Don't use it for the first date.. Its too obvious
2) Don't be a jerk 
3)Be down to earth
4) always carry extra cash maybe triple the value...
5) be different... but nice
6)Talk to her everyday :)
7) Confront her fast before its to late
8)dont stood up on her
9) don't do the friend method if you talk to her first and she likes you she tink you like her friends
10) never do the one night stand
11) be passionate about something
12) always make sure you can agree on something with the girl
13)Never say you want to f*ck her...
14)Follow all these 14 rules and your safe.. :)


I been using this method i hope it can help you guys hahaha